My friend suggested something simple, and I pretty much went, “Simple? This is the Doctor!” And I had to correct him. Sorry, Lycan, I didn’t mean to try to overshine you, but look, I added in a Star Trek reference just for you.
Ah! Yes! Hello, you’ve reached— is this thing on? *tap tap tap against recording device* RORY! DOES THE RED LIGHT MEAN IT’S WORKING? YES? THANKS, MATE! Ah, yes, sorry about that, where was I? Oh, right, you’ve reached the Doctor. It’s just the Doctor. If you’re looking for a medical doctor you’ve dialed the wrong number in the yellow pages, and if you’re looking for Dr McCoy…. wrong book entirely, mate. So, yes, I’m not available right now, or at least the right now you’re making the call, which is actually kind of funny because the TARDIS usually redirects calls to the appropriate time channel to avoid things like this, but I’ve missed a few lately (which is why I’m recording this, actually) so, well! Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey… something big must be going down! How exciting! Anyway! Leave a message at the beep and I’ll get back to you as soon as possible in the future, or perhaps in the past depending on when you are in correlation to when I am, and oh! And don’t forget: bow ties are——- *BEEEEEEP*